Adventures in Hypocrisy... (or, Real Things People Actually Said).

 ~ Originally Published January 15, 2017


Liberal: Oh my God, little kids are being shot.
Conservative: You can’t take my guns away!

Liberal: Oh my God, people in Aleppo are being slaughtered.
Conservative: They can’t come here!

Liberal: That black guy wasn’t resisting arrest & didn’t have a gun.
Conservative: Blue Lives Matter!

Liberal: Candidates shouldn’t encourage physical violence against protestors.
Conservative: They’re troublemakers, they deserve whatever they get!

Liberal: No one should ever make fun of a person for having a disability.
Conservative: We’re sick of being politically correct!

Liberal: Everyone deserves free healthcare.
Conservative: Anyone who goes to Planned Parenthood is a baby-killing whore!

Liberal: Poor people deserve to earn a living wage.
Conservative: Fast Food is only an entry level job, they’re just lazy & greedy.

Liberal: Hillary has pneumonia. She works so hard. I hope she feels better soon.
Conservative: Killary is a demon from Hell! I hope she dies! I’ll laugh my ass off!

Liberal: No one should ever be sexually assaulted.
Conservative: Boys will be boys!

Liberal: If a foreign power interfered with an American election, that’s a serious problem.
Conservative: Lib-tard! Cry-baby! Snowflake! Suck it up buttercup! You lost!

Liberal: I really don’t like Trump or any of his policies.
Conservative: WHY CAN’T YOU CHOOSE LOVE OVER HATE!? YOU’RE WHAT’S WRONG WITH AMERICA!!!